Time changes new into used…..
Originally thought to be a premium model, but… turns out to be more of a limited-use appliance!”
“Take a look at this rare find before it’s gone!”
Seller: Wife
I am selling my ‘husband’ who has a strange temperament… .
Contact: HAM brokerage agent
1234 Jang-dong, Dobong-gu, Seoul
Please refrain from asking difficult questions..
I am selling my husband
Maker: Mother-in-law
Model name: Wipe 2.0
Product price: 19.900 $
I am selling my husband who I bought at X Ceremony Hall in March 1996.
I have already registered it as a genuine product with the district office.
At the time, I used it a lot because it was new, but since then,
I have put it away, so I have not used it much.
To explain the condition,
I bought it thinking it was Grade A when I bought it.
The appearance is still usable.
However, I bought it as a product called Husband, but after using it, I bought it for cleaning,
but the product name is wrong. I thought the heart was like the ocean, but
it nags a lot, so the satisfaction level is low when using it.
Food consumption is twice that of the same class.
Investment:
Annual salary is about 40,000 dollars. Of that, the cost of purchasing alcohol, which is fuel, is about 3000 dollars per year.
Face brightness:
The overall face brightness is bright. However, when the card is fully charged at the end of the month, or when the wife is tired and the cleaning condition is poor, it is not used often at night, so the brightness is much lower than that of the same class.
Appearance and design:
It was the best product when I bought it.
Power:
It turns on between 10 PM and 6 AM.
It turns off when others leave work.
It is especially unusable when the wife asks me to turn it on.
Speaker:
It has the highest output speaker in its class. However, I can’t control where it’s broken, and it leaks out at any time. Please fix it.
Features
Tracking function:
It catches dust in the house and where my wife plays amazingly.
Voice recording function:
It plays back old mistakes incredibly well.
Memory format function:
It immediately forgets your mistakes.
Rapid fire function:
It spits out hundreds of words per second.
